1) People who hate something, yet stick around, explaining to everyone WHY they hate it. (I'm looking at you, Phoenix Wrong haters.) OK, AshfordPride and 5,000,000 others went and got sprites from one place, quotes for another, and then compiled flash after flash with relatively little effort. SO WHAT? He's an untalented prick undeserving of your attention? THEN DON'T GIVE IT TO HIM! THAT SIMPLE! I personally think his stuff is fuckin' funny. Anybody that wants to flame me for this can kindly send a $20 check or money order to XXX XXXXXXX St., XXXXXXXXXX, NH, XXXXX. Address it to my username, and we'll figure it all out.
And the only reason I'm beating a dead horse this long is because I'm serious.

2) PEOPLE WHO USE CAPS LOCK AS A CRUISE CONTROL TO COOL. NUFF SAID.

3) People who hate what they do, yet do it anyway. Isn't there something more engaging you can do, like skydiving or masturbation? Any ladies around my age who want to send me videos of either, go ahead. (But I get bored quickly with skydiving unless something goes wrong, and I wouldn't wish that upon anyone who takes my advice.)

4) People who, in this day and age, still feel that the human body is a taboo subject. Here, I look at the moderators of every forum site ('cept 4chan, cause that's what they're all about), YouTube, and any other site that still censors. Fuck censorship. I reserve my right to describe in painstaking detail the exact feeling of taking a dump, should I so choose. Fortunately for the world, I don't find the subject too interesting myself. (Hooray for throwaway subject matter.)

5) Christianity, as practiced now. See my deviantArt for reasons, and tons of them.

6) People who are physically like me. This is not an "oh, I'm a wimp, I'm gonna cut myself 'cause all the jocks pick on me" kind of bullshit problem. This is, "I'm a white male. And, oh shit, I'm an Atheist, too. That's three points where I'm the same as Hitler. Plus, look up the most reviled people that have ever lived. I'm willing to bet most of them share at least two of those traits (white, male, Atheist).

7) People who cannot use a semblance of proper English when typing. This stems from my grammar Nazi-ism. The word 'to' means you are using the infinitive of a verb ("I want to fight.") or destination of travel ("He went to Japan."), not to indicate a superlative ("Your music is to loud," is wrong.) Too is the correct word to indicate a superlative ("Your music is too loud," is correct.), or accompaniment (Jenn is going to the store. I want to go, too.). Leet-speak is not English. It should never be used. Ever. Numbers never substitute for letters unless you're making a password. Because then, no one will ever see it.

More as I think of it.

Anyway, nobody'll ever read this. So why do I care?

I have no clue. Comment me here or on dA, and if you're more coherent than "You emo faggot" I promise I'll reply. Deal? (Hell, I might even reply then, but no guarantees.)